“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
- Tumblr user: *writes 10 paragraphs analysing 3 seconds of eye contact between 2 fictional characters*
- Tumblr user: can't summon enough fucks to write a 1 page essay for school
Let’s see how far I can get into a movie without pausing it to check on Tumblr
its gotten to the point where i dont even enjoy staying up late anymore
i just have no choice with it
it just happens
my life is a constant battle between watching things i have been meaning to watch for years, and watching things i have already seen a million times.
and trying to decide if i should read an actual book or fanfiction.
The last one is a continuous dilemma in my life.
- Captain Spanky chapter summary: Chris wants his ass fucked. Zach wants things defined.
- Me: gosh they're so cute
I have read so much Sterek smut today it’s not even funny. It’s an addiction.
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens